About Modern Family

This show might be the next great American sitcom. If they can keep delivering this kind of dialogue.

Daughter: Dad, what's Jagermeister?

Dad: Um, well - you know how in a fairy tale, there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and all the guys start kissing her. It's like that except you don't wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.

Modern Family - "Moon Landing"

But, perhaps my favorite scene is from episode one.

...that's what I said.